Love is patient
Love is kind

Love lies and says “This sphaghetti squash really does taste like pasta”

Love lets you have the rest of the nice chardonnay while you drink a warm Keystone Light

Love knows it was your partner’s fault that you got creamed on the tennis courts

Love knows that “Real Housewives of Where Ever” and the Food Network are just as awesome as college football

Love buys you the stupid looking pendant anyway cause He Knows you really want it

Love stops itself from rolling its eyes when you declare that you believe in a slicked back pony tail Jesus dressed in all black who makes snarky comments

Love says “sure, if light sabers were real you could buy one”

Love says yours is the biggest and best