I wish the subject of Newt Gingrich divorcing that one wife on her death bed had come up in the debates.
Newt: She didn’t die so you can’t call it a death bed
Mitt: This is why I keep a couple of spare wives…
Cain: What did the women you sexually harassed say about that?
Perry: If I did that my twink boyfriend would never forgive me
Ron Paul: My zombie hordes would have made sure she was dead
Huntsman: Hey guys, I’m still here
Bachman: If I were president any woman who tempted a man would be punished with stoning
Cain: What if you coerce her into tempting you?
Perry: What about guys who like guys?
Bachman: My husband will personally root out all homosexuality if I’m elected
Perry: What’s his number?
Ron Paul: Brains, my supporters need brains
Mitt: Geez, I thought I won this primary months ago, FOX told me I won