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Dear Abby: I’m A Total Whore



Dear Abby: I am 38 and have been married to a good husband and provider for 11 years. We have two beautiful children and a lovely home. We appear to be the perfect couple.

Our problem is, my husband seems to be intimidated by my sexuality. In the past, I have told my husband what pleases me. My comments made him feel inadequate, and he has completely given up. We haven’t had sex in two years. He says he would rather pleasure himself so he doesn’t have to worry that he isn’t “doing it right.”

I am a normal, red-blooded woman, and I need sex several times a month. Is that so wrong? I have resorted to having an affair with a man whose wife isn’t interested in sex, but I would prefer having a sex life with my husband.

I think my husband knows I am unfaithful. However, he accepts it because it’s easier for him to deal with than having sex with me. Is there anything I can do to make my husband try again?

– DESPARATELY SEEKING SEX

Send me an email and your picture and I’ll shop you around among the single guys at work. 

What is it your husband will not do when it comes to sexy time?

If you want him to wear a diaper and stuff then you are the problem.

If you are talking about butt stuff or maybe a quick BJ in the car wash then maybe he’s gay.

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