But let’s be clear:
Disrespecting the establishment and authority is what makes this country kick ass. Hell, if we were a naturally respectful lot we’d be British and sipping tea like a bunch of pansies.
So let me ask you something…
Did Ditka respect the 1984 New England Patriots?
Did Bandit respect Sheriff Buford T Justice?
Did Michael Jordan respect gravity?
Did Chuck Yeager respect the speed of sound?
Did Delta House respect Dean Wormer?
Did John Browning respect the six shot revolver?
Did Jim Morrison respect The Ed Sullivan Show?
Did Evel Knievel respect Snake Canyon?
Did Rick James respect Eddie Murphy’s couch?
Did Forrest Gump respect how stupid he was?
Come on, you know me and I only respect a handful of things…
Girls who can shotgun beers
A wicked kick serve
And the spread offense