The only living boy in the world


There are songs that stick with you and always just drift back into your head based on moments and times and they have this magical way of flooding your senses and soaking you to the bone with thoughts and,  yes, this is a run on sentence and I don’t really care…
“The Only Living Boy In New York”

Tom, get your plane right on time

I know your part’ll go fine

Fly down to Mexico

And here I am

The only living boy in New York
Of course, when I sing along I change “New York” to “the world” because:

1) never in New York that much

2) never felt alone in New York

And it’s this line that just slays me every time…
Half of the time we’re gone but we don’t know where

And we don’t know where…

 

Disrespect: the Great American Way


A lot of people are saying I should respect Trump because he’s the president elect now.

But let’s be clear:

Disrespecting the establishment and authority is what makes this country kick ass. Hell, if we were a naturally respectful lot we’d be British and sipping tea like a bunch of pansies.

So let me ask you something…

Did Ditka respect the 1984 New England Patriots?

Did Bandit respect Sheriff Buford T Justice?

Did Michael Jordan respect gravity?

Did Chuck Yeager respect the speed of sound?

Did Delta House respect Dean Wormer?

Did John Browning respect the six shot revolver?

Did Jim Morrison respect The Ed Sullivan Show?

Did Evel Knievel respect Snake Canyon?

Did Rick James respect Eddie Murphy’s couch?

Did Forrest Gump respect how stupid he was?

HELL NO!

Come on, you know me and I only respect a handful of things…

My parents

Girls who can shotgun beers

Alligators

A wicked flop shot over a bunker

And the spread offense