Dear Abby: I enjoy watching softball porn


DEAR ABBY: I am in a happy relationship with a wonderful man. Our life is great together and I wouldn’t want it any other way. I have one issue, however.

I like to look at lesbian porn maybe a few times a week. I don’t actually want to be with another woman — it’s just a fantasy of mine. Is this wrong? Should I tell my boyfriend?

I don’t know if I’m making too much out of this, or if there are other women out there who are in the same situation.

CURIOUS IN TEXAS

 

 So, let’s set up some rules on porn watching:

1) Always watch the porn by yourself

2) Never tell anyone you are committed to what sort of freaky shit you dig

3) Girls can watch any porn they want. Straight boys? You can’t watch anything that involves two guys touching each other in any possible way.

Should a girl tell her fella that she likes hard core girl-on-girl, full comtact softball porn?

Only if you want to be badgered into performing such acts in real life. 

Why?

Because every guy’s fantasy goes something like this:

“Betty and her BFF are both so damn horny thinking about Betty’s boyfriend that they simply had to trib each other to death”

So what’s my advice? Shut up and don’t share shit with him but send me the links to what you are watching.

 

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