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Dear Abby: I enjoy watching softball porn


DEAR ABBY: I am in a happy relationship with a wonderful man. Our life is great together and I wouldn’t want it any other way. I have one issue, however.

I like to look at lesbian porn maybe a few times a week. I don’t actually want to be with another woman — it’s just a fantasy of mine. Is this wrong? Should I tell my boyfriend?

I don’t know if I’m making too much out of this, or if there are other women out there who are in the same situation.

CURIOUS IN TEXAS

 

 So, let’s set up some rules on porn watching:

1) Always watch the porn by yourself

2) Never tell anyone you are committed to what sort of freaky shit you dig

3) Girls can watch any porn they want. Straight boys? You can’t watch anything that involves two guys touching each other in any possible way.

Should a girl tell her fella that she likes hard core girl-on-girl, full comtact softball porn?

Only if you want to be badgered into performing such acts in real life. 

Why?

Because every guy’s fantasy goes something like this:

“Betty and her BFF are both so damn horny thinking about Betty’s boyfriend that they simply had to trib each other to death”

So what’s my advice? Shut up and don’t share shit with him but send me the links to what you are watching.

 

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Theo finds God, Jessie finds Extortion

There’s been a lot of shit going on at the house so let me update you quickly…

Jessie, who I’m being paid to usher through college, made it through another semester. I was positive she was going to fail business calculus (I told her not to take it) but she found a way.

Her “way” being blowing her very married professor. I know what you are thinking, “having sex with your college professor is not a good thing to do.”

But she didn’t just suck his dick for a “C” at end of the semester. She filmed herself sucking his dick, dressed as a girl scout, calling him “daddy” and then black mailed him into an “A” in under a week.

I was so proud of her.

Theo is off the whole Native American kick. He’s now trying to start his own religion “Rasta Catholicism.” This means instead of dumbass stoner comments about the Earth Mother and white bisons he’s trying to perform some sort of exorcism on the house cause it’s obviously filled with demons.

I thought it was fad but when he changed his World of Warcraft character from a barbarian to a cleric I knew this latest bit of retardation would be around for awhile.

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